“When you sent someone to kill me…”

Published April 26, 2014 by imwiththeblutbad

catnip-for-killers:

STOP SAYING “SOMEONE.”

STOP SAYING “HIM,” YOU LIMP-DICKED PLAID SAUSAGE,

HE HAS A NAME.

THAT NAME IS DARK TRICKSTER-KING OF HEARTS,

LONE KNIGHT OF THE MURDER ABS,

BLESSED PROTECTOR-CONSORT OF THE HONORABLE WILLIAM GRAHAMCRACKER

M A T T H E W  B R O W N

YOU SON OF A BITCH, AND YOU’D BETTER SPEAK IT AND SPEAK IT CLEAR LEST IT BE THE LAST SOUND THAT EVER ROLLS OFF YOUR LOWLY TONGUE

[turns into a flaming gay hawk, soars directly into the sun]

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