Mom: why can’t I see it?
Me: …okay. *hands laptop to her and scurries away*
Mom: ….Why is Will kissing Hannibal?
Mom: Why is there so much blood?
Mom: Why is Jim Parsons playing the bongos?
Mom: I was your age once too, but this is strange.
Me: There wasn’t Tumblr.
“There wasn’t Tumblr” *drops mic*